I Just Had Sex, le nouveau The Lonely Island feat. Akon (+ les paroles)

The Lonely Island, la clique d’Andy Samberg, est de retour avec I Just Had Sex, un hymne à la sexualité qui va faire péter les feux d’artifice dans votre chambre à coucher.

The Lonely Island nous ont déjà pondu quelques titres cultes avec notamment I’m On a Boat feat T-Pain ou encore Jizz In My Pants et ils reviennent aujourd’hui avec I Just Had Sex, un titre explosif à écouter impérativement après chaque partie de jambes en l’air pour bien traumatiser votre partenaire. Sauf si le partenaire en question est cool, dans ce cas vous pourrez entonner la chanson ensemble et faire un merveilleux duo pour célébrer votre vie sexuelle.

Le clip nous offre également deux bien jolies guest stars : Blake Lively et Jessica Alba, qui ont l’air absolument ravies d’être là. Un clip qui met de bonne humeur et qui donne envie de sauter sur le premier venu rien que pour pouvoir mettre la chanson à fond juste après (ou pas hein, mais vous saisissez l’idée).

La chanson est déjà disponible sur iTunes alors faites-vous plaisir, c’est Noël (mais soyez prudentes).

Les paroles de I Just Had Sex (y disent lyrics en angliche)

Et comme c’est Noël, je me suis même appliquée à vous retranscrire les paroles pour qu’on puisse toutes chanter ensemble.

I Just Had Sex

(Andy Samberg)
Sometimes,
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon !)
You don’t know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing

(Akon)
I just had sex

And it felt so good

A woman let me put my penis inside her

I just had sex

And I’ll never go back

To the not-having-sex ways of the past

(Andy Samberg)
Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest

(Jorma)
You’ll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best
When I had the sex
Man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

(Andy Samberg)
Oh hey, didn’t see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

(Jorma)
Was sure,
Nice of her to let you do that thing

(Andy Samberg)
Nice of any girl ever

(Jorma)
Now sing

(Akon)
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I wanna tell the world

(Andy Samberg)
To be honest
I’m surprised she even wanted me to do it

(Jorma)
Doesn’t really make sense

(Andy Samberg)
But man, screw it
I ain’t one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife

(Jorma)
That good?

(Andy Samberg)
The best 30 seconds of my life

(Jorma)
I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her

(Andy Samberg)
Cause honestly I’d have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin’ girl’s better

(Jorma)
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

(Akon)
So this one’s dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you’re near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin’ us fuck you

(Jorma)
She kept looking at her watch

(Akon)
Doesn’t matter, had sex

(Andy Samberg)
But I cried the whole time

(Akon)
Doesn’t matter, had sex

(Jorma)
I think she might have been a racist

(Akon)
Doesn’t matter, had sex

(Andy Samberg)
She put a bag on my head

(Akon)
Still counts !
I just had sex
And my dreams came true
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you’re qualified to sing with me
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I just had sex
And I’ll never go back
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past