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Stranger: hey
Stranger: 18 m australia
You: good morning!
You: I'm Laura Ingalls!
Stranger: hi laura
Stranger: u sure sound happy
Stranger: oh and btwi t night time over here
You: yeah I am! going to help out a friend, with my brother
You: we're on a train
Stranger: how ru gonna help them?
You: oh, so "good night" then?
You: no, my brother Albert and I are helping out a sick friend who wants to accomplish a dream
Stranger: whats his dream?
You: he wants to see the ocean
You: but we live in Walnut Grove, not close to the coast
You: so we jumped on a train, we didnt pay cause we don't have money
Stranger: this all sounds a little idealistic
You: no it's not, I'm sure we can do it
Stranger: forgive me but maybe im just cynical
You: well, we've just been kicked out of the train, but I'm sure we can do it. Albert's gonna find a horse
You: Oooh, daddy's there, looking for us
Stranger: lol
Stranger: poor kid ur fucked in the head
Stranger: life doesnt work that way
You: hey, my dad is Charles Ingalls!!
Stranger: your friend will never live his dream
You: you are so mean!
Stranger: if u make it to the ocean ur friend will drown
Stranger: im sorry but thats the irony of life
You: :O
Stranger: its not all saturday morning cartoons
You: he's not gonna drown! he can swim!
You: he's the best swimmer of Walnut Grove!
You: he wants to do what's important to him, instead of staying home, dying
You: like his dad did a few years ago
You: he wants to choose the way he wants to die
You: and he wants to die near the ocean
Stranger: as long as its not in the ocean
You: well, daddy's gonna pay for the train and YES! We're going to the ocean!!
You: I'm glad I've helped out a friend today!
Stranger: im glad too
Stranger: just dont get molested on the way
You: thanks, do you want me to help you?
Stranger: in what way?
You: dont know, if you have a dream you want to accomplish, I can help you, I'm Laura Ingalls
Stranger: ok laura well thanks for the offer
You: you're welcome!
You:
You: so what's your dream?
Stranger: to find a nice girl
You: hmm, my blind sister Mary is really nice
You: do you want me to introduce you to her?
Stranger: um im not so sure it would work
You: why?
Stranger: shes kind of...
Stranger: blind
Stranger: not that its her fault
You: well yes, she's blind, but that doesnt mean, she's not nice
You: I'm sure you two would be a great couple
Stranger: im sure she is nice
Stranger: but id prefer to settle down with somebody who i knew could see me
You: oh, I see... well, my other sister Carrie is a too young, she's only ten now, but in a few years maybe, I can introduce you to her?
Stranger: erm no thats quite alrite
You: do you have a job?
Stranger: not right now
Stranger: im starting university
You: if you want, you can work at the sawmill with my dad Charles Ingalls
Stranger: im sure hes a great guy
You: yes he is, he plays the violin!
Stranger: i play the guitar
You: great, you could form a band!!!
Stranger: this shit could go off
You: oh, and my mum Caroline is the best cook!
You: She makes delicious pies
You: do you want me to send you one?
Stranger: erm sure kid
Stranger: how old ru btw?
You: I can put one on the next stagecoach and you'll get it soon!
You: blueberry pie, the best!
Stranger: ok sure thing kiddo
You: so you don't want a pie?
Stranger: send it to timbuktoo
You: cool, I will!
You: have to go and eat my mum's lamb stew now
You: lunch is ready
Stranger: ok enjoy lucheon fair lauren
You: thank you! have a nice life! will send you the pie soon!
Stranger: goodbye
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